My Santa Baby Christmas List

Emily’s Chistmas List set to the tune of

Eartha Kitt’s ‘Santa Baby’

Won’t you sing along with me?

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Santa Baby,
Slip Chris Noth under the tree
For me
Been a very good girl…
(I’m feelin’ naughty), so hurry through the front door tonight.

Santa Baby, a Townie Cruiser in light pink…
…I think
I’ll be be holding my breath, dear
Santa Baby, so hurry through the front door tonight.

Remember I’m a mother of five,
Think of all the crap I deal with in my life.
I’m dealing daily with a husband, too…
Work on that Christmas list for me, won’t you?

Santa Baby, I want a laptop that’s fast
And’ll last.
Been a doormat all year
Santa Baby, so hurry through the front door tonight.

Santa Hottie, one little thing I could use…
…Some booze
Moet and Chandon, yes
Santa Baby, so hurry through the front door tonight

Santa Sweetie, and fill my stocking with Go-di-va
chocolates
they taste better than sex
Santa Sweetie, so hurry through the front door tonight.

Come over and help me clean my house
Don’t forget to bring me that lovely blouse
I really do believe in you
Let’s see if you believe me, too.

Santa Baby, I got one last plea for a thing…
…a fling
Don’t you forget Mr. Noth
Santa Baby, so hurry through the front door tonight
Hurry through the front door tonight
Hurry…tonight!

Disclaimer: This is all in fun!

1 thought on “My Santa Baby Christmas List”

LOL! I LOVE IT! Funny, I’ve been SINGING Santa Baby for 2 STRAIGHT WEEKS! You are so much fun, girl, and I hope you get every single ONE of your wish-list items! (Chris Noth, get your booty on over there to Em’s house! But let her know when you’re planning to arrive – she’s a mother of 5 – and she’s going to have to clear EVERYONE out of the house before your visit.)

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