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Set to the tune of “Santa Baby” by Eartha Kitt….won’t you sing a long with me?
Santa Baby,
Slip Mr. Chris Noth under the tree
For me
Been a very good girl…
(I’m feelin’ naughty), so hurry through the front door tonight
Santa Baby, a Barnes & Noble reading device…
…would be nice
I’ll be be holding my breath, dear
Santa Baby, so hurry through the front door tonight.
Remember I’m a mother of five,
Think of each crazy, busy day of my life.
I’m dealing daily with a  puppy too…
Work on that Christmas list for me, won’t you?
          Oooh,
Santa Baby, I want a years supply of green tea.
For me.
I’m giving up creamers this year
Santa Baby, so hurry through the front door tonight.
Santa Hottie, one little thing I could really use…
…Some shoes
Monolo Blahnik, oh yes!
Santa Baby, so hurry through the front door tonight.
Santa Sweetie, please fill my stocking with Pris-ma-col-or
 pencils
They ‘art’ simply the best!
Santa Sweetie, so hurry through the front door tonight.
Come by and build me a sewing room
And don’t forget to bring that big ‘ole knitting loom.
I really do believe in you
Let’s see if you believe in me.
                                 Oh,
Santa Baby, I’ve got one last plea for a thing…
…a fling
Don’t you forget Mr. Noth*
Santa Baby, so hurry through the front door tonight
Hurry through the front door tonight
Hurry…tonight!
*Just an FYT to all my readers, I’m asking for Chris Noth again, because I wished for him (really hard) last year for Christmas and didn’t get him. What gives Santa?
Santas an asshole Em , he did Noth bring you Chris last year ,l hope he’s listening this year!! Love your list !!
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I LOVE it!! (Wish I could make all your dreams come true…)
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Great, Emily. I loved Eartha Kitt. I am so glad I have her CD’s. She was purrfect. She died last year on Xmas day. Ellen Donnelly
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Em, Good to hear from you as always. I wanna take time out of my busy (still working full time) schedule and wish you and your family a wonderful Christmas season. I hope Santa Baby fulfills your fondest wishes. Also I want to pass a note on to all of our schoolmates for the unsurpassed Peace and Strength of our Father in Heaven to be with them at Christmas and beyond! Merry Christmas all and thank-you all for being a part of my journey in this world that I’m on. Wow….you guys filled my life!! Jeff
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Love this! Gave me a giggle for my morning! Hope Santa treats you extra nice this year!
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Did you ever get the bike from last year? Nice photoshop of you and the man.
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It’s not on my list, now, is it? ( I got an orange one.)
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How fun!
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Yes! You two go together really gooood!
You are too clever!
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I love reading your blog. Makes me want to start my own!! Maybe then I wouldn’t have to talk Mikes ear off.
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Thanks Beth…that’s so nice. Why don’t you start a blog? I wish all my friends had one. That way, I I’d learn more about them and what’s swirling around in their head. It’s free and best of all, it’s EASY.
Em
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You are too funny, enjoyed it. xoxo, Aimeslee
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Luv this! Luv Eartha:) You are so creative;) Just wanted 2 wish u and yours HAPPY HOLIDAYS;)
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You asked for Chris Noth? So hows that working out for you ?…LMDAO!!! Thanks for the chuckle!!!
blessings,Flora
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