Gluttony: What did you eat last night?
Last night was not gluttonous by any stretch of the imagination, but rewind 3 days ago and you would have found me indulging in an act of temporary insanity, completely relinquishing my SB diet as I proceeded to cut slice after slice of the most amazingly, perfect French bread my tongue has ever played host to. I threw caution to the wind as I slathered each piece with creamy room temperature Plugria gourmet butter. This, my friends, was a South Beach mortal sin and an act of pure gluttony.
Pride: What is your biggest contribution to the world?
The only thing I’ve contributed to the world that’s had any direct affect on people is my design work. I’ve brought many people happiness and joy through my dolls, and have emails to prove it. My kids might be my biggest contribution, but they are too young yet to have made their mark on the world. There’s always that possibility that they will do something remarkable that will render them unforgettable and amazing. I can only hope.
Greed: Name something you hoard and keep from others: Delicious, amazing FRENCH Bread.
Sloth: What’s the laziest thing you ever did?
Probably driven ten feet to a destination that is totally walkable.
I got very agitated with my kids a few weeks ago because we had this big family meeting over how our vacation was going to work out. When planning this vacation 9 months or so ago, I added an extra week on so we can enjoy just our family together and the second week we would allow our overindulged teenagers a friend or two to come up and hang out with them. Our meeting turned out to be a total disappointment because when push came to shove, we now have their friends with us the entire two weeks. Because of the maternal doormat kind of person I am, I just threw in the towel and gave up, exasperated and feeling as though not one of my kids gave an ounce of consideration to how this good mom wished for her only vacation to go. I was ready to kill my young and eat them completely pissed off for days. By the way, I’m only booking this place for one week next year. I give up. Maybe I’ll go on a trip all by myself where there’s cabana boys peace and quiet and things go my way.