Set to the tune of “Santa Baby” by Eartha Kitt….won’t you sing a long with me?
Santa Baby,
Slip Mr. Chris Noth under the tree
For me
Been a very good girl…
(I’m feelin’ naughty), so hurry through the front door tonight
Santa Baby, a Barnes & Noble reading device…
…would be nice
I’ll be be holding my breath, dear
Santa Baby, so hurry through the front door tonight.
Remember I’m a mother of five,
Think of each crazy, busy day of my life.
I’m dealing daily with a puppy too…
Work on that Christmas list for me, won’t you?
Oooh,
Santa Baby, I want a years supply of green tea.
For me.
I’m giving up creamers this year
Santa Baby, so hurry through the front door tonight.
Santa Hottie, one little thing I could really use…
…Some shoes
Monolo Blahnik, oh yes!
Santa Baby, so hurry through the front door tonight.
Santa Sweetie, please fill my stocking with Pris-ma-col-or
pencils
They ‘art’ simply the best!
Santa Sweetie, so hurry through the front door tonight.
Come by and build me a sewing room
And don’t forget to bring that big ‘ole knitting loom.
I really do believe in you
Let’s see if you believe in me.
Oh,
Santa Baby, I’ve got one last plea for a thing…
…a fling
Don’t you forget Mr. Noth*
Santa Baby, so hurry through the front door tonight
Hurry through the front door tonight
Hurry…tonight!
*Just an FYT to all my readers, I’m asking for Chris Noth again, because I wished for him (really hard) last year for Christmas and didn’t get him. What gives Santa?
Why Jane 